jorbs

I applied for lots of jobs today! Like with salaries and everything! Now all I need is something with chocolate in it, a miracle, and some patience. Seriously, though, paying my rent in halves is KIND of killing me right now. Don't think my landlord is a fan either...

OMG ALL I WANT IS FAST FOOD -- is it because I am stressed, or is it because I am ME?? I think on the inside I am actually made out of tiny, tiny french fries. Seriously, once the olde metabolism slows down, lord help me.

the bachelorette

The summer is hard without my tv shows. But what I DO have is "The Bachelorette" and now Monday is again an accepted day of the week for me.

How would I do as the bachelorette (I wonder)? I mean, if people want to just find me 25 guys that seem perfect for me, I'm okay with that. No Bentleys. NO Jakes. I want some McLovins, Andrew Garfields, Matthew Lewises (hel-LO Mr. Grown Up Neville Longbottom, and may I say, you turned out DELIGHTFUL), Darren Crisses, Ryan Goslings, Wil Wheatons, James McAvoys, Joseph Gordan Levitts, Joel McHales, and the like. Don't think that's too much to ask. Really. It's ridiculous that it hasn't already been arranged. I am reality tv gold. Someone get on this.