Monday, July 19, 2010

very important questions


Do spiders have eyelids?

Do they wink at us but we just can't see?

If they shut a few do they see a weird real-life puzzle with missing pieces?

How many eyelids shut constitutes a spider wink?

If a spider winked at you, would you run? Or would you miss it completely because you were already running?

3 comments:

  1. The real question is why is it winkIng at you? Is it hitting on you? Would you accept? Yes. Yes, you would.

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  2. I don't know...he would have to be the least spindly spider in the world to get me to accept. But not hairy either. There would be a lot of stipulations.

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  3. How about... Could God cook a burrito so hot that not even He could eat it?

    Ok. I made that up. Simpsons quote, but would you think I was amazingly funny and insightful if I didn't steal a passage from my favorite tv show?

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